miaman:

im LAME

wildflowersmudandsunshine asked:
I'll be the one you won't forget, I love that. Go you, rock on. Mazel tov.

aw thank you! xoxo

s23522aa32yah:

college should be $25

  • me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost

br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

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